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A Book of Lies
My nephew, the Pistol is five and in kindergarten. He brings home a folder everyday in which the teacher puts a smiley or frowny face and my sister is required to sign it. When my sister asked for...
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Instant Weight Loss No Dieting
“I can’t let little Billy chew gum. He keeps swallowing it,” one of my friends, Anna said picking through her cob salad, no bacon, no onions, no eggs, no cheese, no ham, no croutons, dressing on the...
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Songs Stuck in My Head
“It’s a beautiful day…” Argh! Do you ever get songs stuck in your head? I have a few songs that I seem to cycle through. When I try to stop one another begins. My usual “… I need you baby and if it’s...
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Finger Food
I have a co-worker I like to refer to as Miss Positivity. When I’m ranting and raving about someone whose causing me issues, she days, “You never know what’s going on in her life. She might be having...
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No More Wire Hangers
It was late one evening or early one morning depending on your perspective. I was finishing the last chapter of a great book (reading, not writing) when I heard a loud bang come from my garage. I...
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Dear Kitten
Dear Kitten, My paintbrushes are not kitty chew toys. Please stop taking them from the jar on my desk. Dear Kitten, Please stop lying on my freshly painted work. I know “up” is your favorite place....
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A DIY Project Gone Wrong
The construction company’s name was Acme and the project manager was named Wiley Coyote. (Sometimes I think I work here.)
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Human Taxidermy & Other Fake Books
Taking Fake Book Covers by Comedian Scott Rogowsky Check out his videos on YouTube. Here’s one to get you started
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Baby Kitty, You’ve Outdone Yourself
You know you’re not supposed to play in the laundry. Can’t get out, can you?
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The Devil Made Me Do It
My sister was tired of expensive cable bills, so she cancelled her cable. Of course a cable company representative called to try and entice her back with a special offer. He asked, “I see you...
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When Panties Fly
It was early one spring when I found myself on a French highway between Normandy and Paris with my panties strung on a line across the back window of a silver sports car. French truck drivers, not...
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5 Less Interesting Movies or Books
I was thinking about books and movies that would have been less interesting with just a twist of the name Hairy Potties It comes with great imagery too. Frydaddy the 13th. I’m imagining turkey gone...
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