Dear Kitten,
My paintbrushes are not kitty chew toys. Please stop taking them from the jar on my desk.
Dear Kitten,
Please stop lying on my freshly painted work. I know “up” is your favorite place. But I put them “up” high so you wouldn’t get to them.
Dear Kitten,
Though the paints are nontoxic, I don’t think you should drink the rinse water. Does it really taste that great?
Dear Kitten,
When I went to answer the phone that was not permission for you to walk on my stamp pad and then across my desk.
Dear Kitten,
When I woke up this morning and you were sleeping with your head on the pillow next to mine, I forgot all the annoying things you did yesterday.
