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Ladies Do Lunch, I Eat It
Baby Kitty, that is not where your face should be. “Charles is having an affair,” Margo blurted out. She glanced away, staring out the window as if she had just told me she bought a handbag that cost...
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Your Sweat Doesn’t Calm Me
“I can’t believe she wants us in at six. It’s one in the morning,” I’m complaining to the rest of my team members on the verge of another meltdown. “I’m exhausted,” another of my team members, Kevin...
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You Look, You Think and You Wonder
Remember those childhood games we use to all play when a do over would save the day? And you look and you think and you wonder. You wish you had those do overs in life. You could back it all up and...
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Hate to Have That Room
I hope there’s another window in case of an emergency. Just saying.
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When Travel Was Glamorous
Do you remember when air travel was so much better, before the tight security? Back then you could stuff your husband’s body in a trunk, fly to France, dump it outside of Paris and still have time for...
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DMV Conspiracy
I just had 24 hours’ worth of creativity sucked out of me through my nose. The jokes my parents and grandparents told were true. I spent two and a half hours at the DMV getting my driver’s license...
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Making It Safer for Teens to Sneak Out?
When I was a teenager, if you were going to sneak out a window, you were probably going to get hurt on the way down. That was half the fun.
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Doggie Self Esteem
My dog, Blind Dog, is afraid of the broom, the mop, cell phones, the car, white linoleum, ipods, sticks, bugs, leaves, loud noises, … She’s brave enough to bark at things from the livingroom window....
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5 Observations About Skinny Girls
The skinny girl mall has no intellectual pursuits. No bookstores, magazine stands, electronics stores, not even cell phone stores. I found myself marooned in such a place recently. Since I was adrift...
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When Horses Fly
(I know it’s not a flying horse. Use your imagination.) Instead of falling asleep last night, I was wondering if Pegasus was a flying horse. As in the only flying horse or a species of flying horses....
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