The skinny girl mall has no intellectual pursuits. No bookstores, magazine stands, electronics stores, not even cell phone stores. I found myself marooned in such a place recently.
Since I was adrift in a mall full of skinny girls. I found myself watching them. Some of my observations follow.
- Skinny girls do lunch, I eat lunch.
- Skinny girls go to lunch to be seen, to see who can eat the least, or to collect white Styrofoam boxes. I go to lunch to eat and visit with friends, but mostly eat.
- A skinny girls’ hair salon has more bleach than a laundry mat.
- Skinny girls do not wear low-cut blouses to show off their cleavage. They are showing off their collar bones.
- Skinny girl drool (mostly because they’re starving), the rest of us rule.
