Clik here to view.
I Don’t Need You to Scare Me, I Scare Myself
I’ve been a bit under the weather. The doctor prescribed me a cough medicine with codeine. Wrapped in a warm blanket snuggle into the depths of the sofa, the darkness had settled and with it a drowsy...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Clik here to view.
My Mind’s Eye Needs Glasses
The following is a series of short random thoughts I had during the day when I should have been doing something productive. I didn’t stretch my jaw enough before I started talking I think I pulled a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
This is What Commitment Looks Like
A face on a face? Now that’s true love. Or it better be.
View ArticleClik here to view.
That’s Cheesy
Cheese should be service room temperature. I learned that is France. I just took the cheese out of the frig, so I’m sitting on it trying to warm it up with the bun power. See, I am a super hero with...
View ArticleClik here to view.
When Practical Jokes Turn … on Me
Every morning my obnoxious alarm goes off. Blinded by daylight, I slap it a couple of times and stumble to the kitchen. I stand in front of the open refrigerator door, drink milk straight from the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Clik here to view.
Blood Guardian – Random Scene
Scene in which Ambrose a vampire like creature is sitting on a roof while Madison who has slipped is hanging on the edge. He’s asked to help, but she tells him she doesn’t need his help. —- I clung to...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Kids Say the Darnedest Things – Foreign Edition
I was with my sister and nephew on a beach in Spain. It wasn’t a nudist beach, but apparently sometimes stuff just happens. My nephew had just come to tell me, “Jesus walked on that water. I vomited...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Where Are My Jeans?!!?
I couldn’t find my jeans. I was in a hurry since I had a “meeting” and waited till the last minute to get ready. Story of my life. I raced to the laundry room, maybe my jeans were in there. My son was...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Pistol at a Funeral
Some of you may remember my young nephew the Pistol. His one and only Grandpa died. Now the Pistol and one of his cousins Katie are the youngest of their siblings. The other kids are teenagers. The...
View ArticleClik here to view.
I Have a Prostitutes Old Phone Number
I got a call the other night from a fan of the previous owner of my phone number, AKA a John. He was looking for Raxxxxl. Gentlemen, someone out there’s imitating men, giving you guys a bad name. The...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Clik here to view.
Clik here to view.
When You Sleep With a Coworker
Random scene that played out in my head while I was trying to sleep. Pam’s heals clicked on the tile floor. We were headed to the Friday morning staff meeting. A couple of interns almost broke their...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Clik here to view.
When Travel Was Glamorous
Do you remember when air travel was so much better, before the tight security? Back then you could stuff your husband’s body in a trunk, fly to France, dump it outside of Paris and still have time for...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Clik here to view.
Coming Out of the Closet
Instead of writing, I’m writing a blog post about cleaning out the closet in my office. First thing, the closet is filled with empty containers. No wonder I don’t have room for anything in here. I...
View ArticleClik here to view.