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There were several suggestions for my evil villain name
- Enormously Egregious Evil Evilness (https://newpillowbook.wordpress.com/)
- I think this one makes my butt look fat.
- An anagram or near-anagram like Dr. Axeanddie, Dr. Ax End Die, or Dr. Red Ax (https://whendeadlinesbecomezombies.wordpress.com/)
- I’m easily confused so this one probably won’t work.
- The Dark Dee-va (https://nbsmithblog.wordpress.com/)
- I’m going with this one. Dee is my nickname.
Yesterday I was waiting on someone who needed to pickup prescriptions at the pharmacy. (I know day in the life of an evil villain. Work life balance is so important when you’re in the middle of taking over the world.) So I was working on our grand plan.
Picture it.
The car is hot, the parking lot crowded and my stomach is growling. And it hits me. Why that’s brilliant? You guys are going to love this … Hey, is that an all you can eat Japanese buffet? Now what was I thinking? I forgot. At this rate, it going to take a while to attain world domination status.
I think we need a mission and a catchy phrase to keep us motivated. World domination for world domination’s sake is a hard sell.
Who do I hate the most? Lets be honest, hates takes a lot of energy to sustain. In addition to be a world class procrastinator, I’m too lazy to really work up to hate. There aren’t too many people who are worth the effort. However, 99% of all politicians, bankers and pharmaceutical magnates are high up on the potentials list.
I’m beginning to sound like Robin Hood. Argh. Think evil, think evil. What do you think our mission should be? Catch phrase to keep us motivated? Anyone?
As for the name of our secret headquarters also known as my bedroom, the only suggestion was Grande Salle du Mal, the Great Hall of Evil (https://tobthebat.wordpress.com/). I might have to get rid of the floral bedspread.
P.S. The whole one ring to rule them all thing isn’t going to work out. Apparently there was a little incident with the ring. Thanks MoJo (https://momentumofjo.com) for pointing that out.
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