10 Things I have been known to say to or about my arch-nemesis
Hey, is hateful on a stick here yet?
If we say my arch-nemesis’s name backwards babies cry, mirrors shatter & volcanoes erupt.
I spoke to your people through a ouija board and they’re ok doing it my way.
Will your crows be sitting on my car when I leave today?
I’m afraid her winged monkeys will snatch me away. How did she get out from under that house anyway?
I have to send a document to my arch nemesis for review. She’s in a different time zone, so I’m waiting until it’s after hours in the inner ring of hell.
The demoness is not to be trifled with. I heard she was divorced. I didn’t know you could divorce the devil.
Someone tell the wicked witch I don’t have her ruby slippers.
The devil’s handmaiden is back and in full force. She’s been refreshed by a cup full of hell fire & brimstone.
The guardian of the gates of hell scared the devil so she’s back early from her vacation.
