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Day 1 – Kitty Sitting
I’m kitty sitting two male, orange tabbies. They’re about three months old and so cute. One is very lovey. He lays in your arms for hours sleeping. The other is more standoffish. But when he wants to...
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Day 3 Kitten Sitting
To start with, 80% of the time the kittens are adorable and cuddly. I’m going to report on the other 20% of the time. I got up this morning to find that last two rolls of toilet paper properly gnawed...
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Day 4 Kittens and Cars
My adventures in kitty sitting continue. We drove to the old house yesterday to meet my siblings for Christmas. We started the long drive in the morning bright and early also known as noon. We took the...
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Top 10 Things I Said During Christmas
Some people never grow up and I’m glad I’m one of them. My top 10 list of things I said during Christmas. 10. I don’t know who brought the whoopee cushion, but yes, I did use it. 9. You are not...
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Freud was Right, It’s my Parent’s Fault
Police escort for zebra. That picture has nothing to do with my post. I just like it. While I was fooling around today (I’m not working until Wednesday), I was singing Popeye the Sailor Man to myself....
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Defect with Me
This picture has nothing to do with the post. Just liked it. I’ve been thinking about the amnesty tax credit thing. I’ll catch you up just in case. There’s an illegal alien amnesty program being...
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Move Kitten Your Paws are Cold
Due to ice and not the “cooling my Margarita” kind of ice, I’m trapped in Dallas when I should be in New York City. The heat in my house is less than adequate. If I had little children, they would be...
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When Horses Fly
I don’t have a flying horse, so we had to settle. Wondering was Pegasus a flying horse, the only flying horse or a species of flying horses. I pondered that for quite a while before thinking “God...
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Songs Stuck in My Head
Do you ever get songs stuck in your head? I have a few songs that I seem to cycle through. When I try to stop one another begins. My usual “… That’s why I love you so don’t be afraid to let is show...
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Dear Kitten
Dear Kitten, My paintbrushes are not kitty chew toys. Please stop taking them from the jar on my desk. Dear Kitten, Please stop lying on my freshly painted work. I know “up” is your favorite place....
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Things My Boss Says
My Boss has been curious about Twitter. His daughter has an account and he wanted to check out what she might be up to. So he created an account. The next day he came to me and said, “I’m not sure...
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What If Your Parents Did a Porn?
Do you ever have thoughts that you wish you didn’t have? Like maybe this one. In my imagination, I’m hanging out with a couple of friends. We’ve been drinking wine, laughing, and listening to music....
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My Office Toilet
I’m sitting here on my toilet while blogging you. Not on the toilet as in its intended use toilet, but in a I don’t have any funiture kind of way. You see I got a call on Thursday offering me a job in...
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My Mind’s Eye Needs Glasses
I didn’t stretch my jaw enough before I started talking I think I pulled a muscle. Now I have a headache. Am I the only person alive who has to stretch her jaw muscles to start the day? I was feeling...
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Blue Guardian – Random Scene
Scene in which Ambrose a vampire like creature is sitting on a roof while Madison who has slipped is hanging on the edge. He’s asked to help, but she tells him she doesn’t need his help. —- I clung to...
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