Today’s challenge is to write using a bad voice. Problem:I don’t think I have another voice. This is my crappy voice.
I have an instruction voice.
Step 1. Strike nail with hammer.
Step 2. Repeat Step 1…
I have a Simon Says voice.
Simon says stand up.
Simon says hop up and down on one leg.
Simon says turn around.
Sit down.
Simon didn’t say…
I have a resting bitchy face. Someone mentioned it just today, but I don’t know if I have a resting bitchy voice. I’ll give it a try.
“You suck. You can’t read to save your life. You are such a bad reader, you don’t know you aren’t reading this correctly.”
Did that work? Are you doubting your ability to read? Did I make you cringe?
I might have a whiny voice. Here try it.
“Why? Why would you say that? You aren’t fair. I never get to do anything. You don’t trust me.”
I don’t know. Do you feel the urge to grab some cheese?
This prompt really stumped me. I’m hoping for better inspiration tomorrow.
