My son started eating vegetarian pork and beans.
I said, “You like the pork and beans without the pork. I like them without the beans.”
He said, “That’s just barbecue pork.”
Laughing I said, “Exactly.”
“That’s not funny.”
Which made it funnier. He rolled his eyes. I snorted and choked. It wasn’t funny anymore. But he laughed anyway.
